rudolph the sad-souled reindeer

This song should be sung to the classic Christmas tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." This is the more honest version, based on what all of use have either perpetrated or suffered from during high-school.

Rudolph the sad-souled reindeer (reindeer)
Had a physical anomoly,
Thus he was highly ostracized
And had no friends or family (HA HA HA)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Hurt his spirit so they could feel cool (like Johnny Depp!)
They were meaningless and insecure (they wouldn't show it!)
But to Rudolph they just seemed cruel (cry baby!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa had to pretend
That he didn't mind Rudolph's oddness
And he posed as Rudolph's friend!

Then how the reindeer faked it (faked it)
Acting like they didn't really hate him (hey buddy ol' pal!)
But inside their hearts were selfish (selfish)
And they decided even more to alienate him (what a loser!)

There's yet another "real Christmas" post coming soon, I hope. Another scouring criticism of a traditional story of joy. Join me then.

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